WHO THE FUCK EATS COLD BAKED BEANS FOR LUNCH

[Dave]

Gravy ! I can just imagine the cunt stirring his oxo cube into hot water, and then gulping down the said gravy He really does sound like like a disgusting, repulsive wanker.
Keep up the updates though Max he cheers me up no end

[FurryMuff]

Are you making this up now to keep us all intersted Max? Seriously? Who the fuck DRINKS gravy? what a cunt

[Max]

I swear DOWN, everything you read on these pages is true.

[Simon Fisher]

that is fucking rank

MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm Bisto

[Max]

I'd stepped up the biological warfare. They have started selling marinated anchovies downstairs! I'm now going to be happily chomping away on them daily, getting my Omega 3's. The best thing is he HATES the smell of fish. He's not here today or tomorrow but next week it's GAME ON. This has GOT to work.

[Tropicana]

UPDATES PLEASE!! How's the warfare?

[Ben]

Oh man... threads like this make me realise I've missed NSP. This fucker really eats GRAVY? (Sorry - should that be drink?) What an ASSBLOOD!

[Max]

***update***

The beans have been officially replaced by OXO, which is a slight improvement. HOWEVER, the dirty cunt still takes a bit of sandwich and follows up with a slurp of gravy which makes me feel totally SICK.

Warfare has ended, he doesn't seem to give a shit about the smells I was bringing to the table, probably because he is SO disgusting.